The next step in the evolution of asswear.
OUR MISSION
What we do is elevate your buttocks to it's highest potential.
WHAT IS BUTTOCKS?
The buttocks is the portion of your anatomy that you are most connected with. Your buttocks do so much for you. Your buttocks pads your bones when they touch a seat. Any seat. A work chair. A couch. A toilet seat. But your buttocks cannot talk. It cannot say, "Please. I am tired and I would like more comfort." You buttocks has no mouth. It has no lungs or gills. It has no voice. We say celebrate the buttocks. Reward the buttocks. Comfort the buttocks. Accentuate the buttocks.
PHILOSOPY
Our philosophy is simple. We elevate the conciousness of the buttocks. In this manner, we are unique. We decorate the buttocks in a celebratory manner. We bring conciousness back to the buttocks. WE ARE BUTTOCKS!
DESIGN
We offer custom design to fit each individual bottom. Please contact us for a buttocks consultation. The procedure is full contact, but non-invasive. Our designers will unleash the emotions your buttocks wish to convey.
PRICE LIST
Each buttocks is different and requires extreme attention to detail to unleash maximum design potential.
Facing Hookers Licking...........$9,999.99
Stinky Mario.....................$8,999.99
Custom Design....................Market Price